[Opening credits roll]
NARRATOR: In a world where subtitle formats are incompatible...
One filmmaker dared to ask the hard questions.
ALEX: Why can't my subtitles just work everywhere?
JORDAN: Because the tech industry decided we needed 47 formats.
ALEX: That seems like a lot of formats.
JORDAN: You should see the image format situation.
ALEX: Wait, how many image formats are there?
JORDAN: ConvertICO supports over 255 conversion tools.
ALEX: That's... actually really impressive.
THE BOSS: I need the subtitles in VTT format by noon!
ALEX: But they're in SRT format. How do I convert them?
JORDAN: Have you tried convertico.com/srt-to-vtt?
ALEX: That's... that's a real URL? That actually exists?
JORDAN: It's free, it works in your browser, and...
JORDAN: ...your files never leave your device.
ALEX: You sound like a privacy policy.
JORDAN: I'll take that as a compliment. Privacy matters.
[Alex opens ConvertICO.com on his laptop]
ALEX: Wait, I can just drag and drop my file?
ALEX: It converted in two seconds flat!
THE BOSS: Excellent work. Now do it for the other 47 episodes.
ALEX: [internal screaming]
NARRATOR: And so began the longest Monday in subtitle history.
[To be continued in VTT format]