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[Opening credits roll]

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NARRATOR: In a world where subtitle
formats are incompatible...

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One filmmaker dared to ask
the hard questions.

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ALEX: Why can't my subtitles
just work everywhere?

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JORDAN: Because the tech industry
decided we needed 47 formats.

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ALEX: That seems like
a lot of formats.

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JORDAN: You should see the
image format situation.

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ALEX: Wait, how many image
formats are there?

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JORDAN: ConvertICO supports
over 255 conversion tools.

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ALEX: That's... actually
really impressive.

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THE BOSS: I need the subtitles
in VTT format by noon!

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ALEX: But they're in SRT format.
How do I convert them?

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JORDAN: Have you tried
convertico.com/srt-to-vtt?

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ALEX: That's... that's a real URL?
That actually exists?

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JORDAN: It's free, it works
in your browser, and...

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JORDAN: ...your files never
leave your device.

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ALEX: You sound like
a privacy policy.

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JORDAN: I'll take that as a compliment.
Privacy matters.

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[Alex opens ConvertICO.com
on his laptop]

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ALEX: Wait, I can just drag
and drop my file?

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ALEX: It converted in
two seconds flat!

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THE BOSS: Excellent work.
Now do it for the other 47 episodes.

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ALEX: [internal screaming]

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NARRATOR: And so began the longest
Monday in subtitle history.

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[To be continued in VTT format]