THE INTERN: Good morning everyone! I have exciting news about the subtitle project!
ALEX: Please tell me you didn't convert all the files to a format nobody uses.
THE INTERN: I converted them all to Comic Sans.
ALEX: Comic Sans is a font, not a subtitle format.
THE INTERN: That explains why the video player kept crashing, I suppose.
JORDAN: Just use ConvertICO next time. It literally tells you what formats are supported.
THE INTERN: But where's the adventure in doing things the easy way?
ALEX: The adventure is in keeping your job, that's where.